Squirrels: At least we’re not as crazy as they are.
Some people are a little squirrelly. Not just figuratively, but literally. Whenever I host a party and have to clean up afterwards, there are always caches of trash hidden all over the place. Pop cans pleasantly placed behind chairs, bags delicated put in vases, small enclaves of gummy-worms on book shelves; it’s enough to drive somebody nutty!
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You have vases? As in more than one? Who’s the squirrel?
next time you should put out ‘coon traps. Shiny objects inside containers with openings just big enough to put a hand through but not big enough to take the hand out with the shiny object clasped in it. Try putting a bag of gummy worms in the trap and I guarantee you will catch the human squirrels.