Renovating the Ol’ Bizyness
I think Mini-fridges need a new advertising campaign. Here’s my idea:
(voice over)- Every night, an estimated 4 million Americans go to bed hungry simply because they are too lazy to go all the way across their McMansion to get a midnight snack.
(attractive 30 something mom)- “When my husband was morbidly obese and waiting for his liposuction, but couldn’t get up to eat, the Laz-o-licious Mini-fridge really came in handy. He could eat whenever he wanted without interrupting American Idol.”
(Grandma)- “Back when I was a kid, people starved to death. I decided I didn’t want that to happen to my family, so I put a Laz-o-licious in every room of the house. Now, it’s impossible to NOT stuff your face!”
(voice over)- So what are you waiting for? Head down on to Wal-Mart now for a great deal on a Laz-o-licious Mini-fridge. It’s like an extra stomach!”
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Thanks for visiting my blog! Otherwise i wouldn’t have found you, heh, heh!!! You are inspiringly demented or dementedly inspired, whatever!! The Laz-o-licious Mini fridge should maybe be portable like the ubiquitous cell -phone – think mini-fridge top-ups at junk-food purveyors’ – opens up all kinds of nutty possibilities – Only in Disneyland!