Cops swear, I swear.

Does anyone else giggle when authority figures stub their toes and let loose a good “Goddamn!” ? Cause I do. It’s similar to when you see your old 7th grade English teacher at the movies with her new boyfriend; Humans as humans can be unsettling I guess. The internet was supposed to solve this problem by replacing all teachers with non-movie watching machines, but apparently it’s not really the future yet. I know this for a fact because my hover-car is still on back order. That and some t-shirts I really want, but that’s a different story.